MEHWISH SARFARAZ'S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
(1) I will stop sending hate mail to my teachers.(2) I will stop telling my sister that she is an alien and that her alien parents are coming to get her on her next birthday.
(3) I will stop poking needles on my Britney Spears voodoo doll.
(4) I will stop signing my name as Mrs. Ricky Martin.
(5) I will stop telling strangers that I am a Mughal princess.
